davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

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  • paxamyears:

    why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

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  • seraphphoenix:

    STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

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  • refiningfire:

THE 1975 // V E G A S

    refiningfire:

    THE 1975 // V E G A S

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  • unsmokable:

    I need to get like 107% hotter

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  • basedpidgeot:

    gf: babe come over

    me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

    gf: my parents are out

    me: image

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  • wings-for-castiel:

    totallysonic:

    iranawaywiththedoctor:

    Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

    • YOU FUCKING HOE
    • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
    • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
    • FUCKING BALLS
    • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
    • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
    • I HATE THIS GAME
    • FUCK
    • FUCKING 
    • FUCK ME
    • FUCK YOU
    • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
    • I’m so fucKING DONE 
    • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
    • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

    image

    have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

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  • chihirocheerio:

    lastchance-lastdance-girl:

    shitty-tsundere:

    oblivious-cancer:

    finnthetimelord:

    cosplay more like co$play

    More like €o$p£a¥

    €0$₱£a¥

    €0$₱£4¥

    how did you all miss cospay

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  • darmani:

    thatkilljoy:

    chromeofficial:

    nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

    how old are you

    "thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

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