ellevvoods:

lifeaccordingtomarge:

thegadsdenlife:

precious-in-pearls:

micdotcom:

Watch: George W. Bush takes the ALS Ice Bucket challenge

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My favorite.

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

George W. Bush is the man

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  • lalna:

    i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

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  • breakinq:

following back tons

    breakinq:

    following back tons

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  • Stay single until someone actually compliments your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it.
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  • sadisticbrit:

    doublewowee:

    does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work

    I sleep with 5 pillows, sorry no space for another human

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  • mrcraabs:

    eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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  • batlock:

    So.

    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.

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    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.

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    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?

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    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?

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    I fucking love these people.

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  • hypehope:

Bae sur We Heart It.

    hypehope:

    Bae sur We Heart It.

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