deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever
please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.
teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??
me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away