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Roxy like a puma

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  • did-you-kno:

There’s a small island northwest of Ireland that looks like the face of a gorilla. It can be yours for about $227,000. Source

    did-you-kno:

    There’s a small island northwest of Ireland that looks like the face of a gorilla. It can be yours for about $227,000. Source

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    bronzebasilisk:

    fan-troll:

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    prostheticknowledge:

    Dildo Generator

    Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

    Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

    Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

    the time is now

    hell yeah

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    ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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    it’s called the purple ramjet

    which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

    shove a vase up your ass

    not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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    i call it the matterhorn

    cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

    i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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  • isafeye:

    Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

    1. help them order food when it’s too scary
    2. walk with them through crowded places
    3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
    4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

    and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

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    • me:

      i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.

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    • me:

      and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

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    im sorry. is my swag distracting you

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  • landorus:

    the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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    cumber-bitches:

    cumber-bitches:

    I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

    omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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    In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

    polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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    this week on: britan thinks its special

    This week on america copies everything from Britain.

    HOLD THE FUCK UP

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Anna Liesemeyer ~  In Honor of Design // Instagram

    with-grace-and-guts:

    Anna Liesemeyer ~
    In Honor of Design // Instagram

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  • So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
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